Grasshoppers. Om nom nom nom nom.

Ever wondered what a Grasshopper would taste like? How about how healthy they are for you? Wonder no more. According to this site (http://www.faculty.de.gcsu.edu/~cbader/ghprec.html) Grasshoppers are an excellent source of protein and calcium, and have more iron and carbohydrates than lean ground beef. On this site there are multiple recipes for preparing grasshoppers to eat (There are a few jokey ones on there too, so read the entire ingredients list before you decide to make it.)